Wordless Wednesday

Testone Radium Energizer and Suspensory
Contains 20 Micrograms Refined, Measured Radium

It’s a fancy name for a radioactive jockstrap.
Let’s surround the twins in radioactive bliss for hours on end.
Where this for 12 hours and you too can have special children.
Can you boys and girls say testicular cancer? All in unison, now.
Not for use in TSA lines.


I apologize for the poor quality of this ad. It’s the only one I could find in the net. Mr. Bernie tried to help me make it look better. It only sharpened up a tiny bit. We did put the ad copy we could read, right under it.  I sure do appreciate the site that posted it!

As a special treat, all the snarky comments were provided by Mr. Bernie.

Ad via: ebaumsworld




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  4. Marielle Sayson says:

    Thanks for sharing! It sounds scary and hilarious! I just want to read the details in the Ads but I couldn’t because it is blurred.

    • I know. I tried to find a better one and that was the only copy I could find. I just don’t know what man thought that would be a good thing to wear?

  5. Oh. My .Goodness! Hilarious – in a leg crossing kind of way :-)

  6. Crystal says:

    Thanks for sharing…I can’t stop laughing, although I suppose I should be mortified.

    • That is the beauty of these ads. You can’t help but laugh, but you know you shouldn’t. *lol*

  7. Cathy W says:

    LMAO! The TSA line is a riot. I can’t stop laughing, although I suppose I should be mortified. Wow. I wonder what exactly the guarantee was? How many did they sell? Who thought this was a good idea?

  8. Michele says:

    lmbo!! Not for use in TSA lines is great!! Way to go Mr. B!! Where on earth do you find these!?!?!?


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