How Are People Finding My Blog?

Its time for another round of, “How did they find my blog?” The fun and exciting game where I share search terms people used to find my blog. Sometimes the post they landed on is obvious, other time not so much.

I have no idea why everyone got an email with a link to the word time. I didn’t send that.

For those of you who are new here or new to blogs I’ll explain. When people are searching for something in Google or another search site, it recommends pages that might fit their odd little term.  As a blogger, when someone finds your blog via a search term, we get to see that in our stats. Every once in a while its fun to poke around the searches and see how people found my little blog and then share it with my readers. Sometimes I can figure out which blog post that showed up, other times all I can do is laugh and wonder about people’s sanity. If you click the links, it will take you to a blog post that matches the search query.

Here we go and in no particular order:

Why do I have wrinkles between my boobs?” That is a fine question and I wrote a post asking the same thing.

Relax-a-cisor for sale.” Who would think that you could actually still buy one of those things?

Colored Sauerkraut” I can hook you up with that.  Who doesn’t love a good heaping bowl of colored sauerkraut?? *gag*

Hot Blondes and Flannel Pajamas” is actually a title of one of my posts. I bet the people looking for that term were really disappointed showing up here.

How to Find a Missing Bra” I would think that one would look for it. This term came up several times and worded in different ways. I’m not sure what kind of wisdom a random blog can give you for that problem. Hopefully when they read my post they didn’t feel so alone.

I Want to Be a Fairy ” . I’m guessing it was a bit more of a confession than the average surfer was interested in.

Big Dick” I’m guessing this vintage ad is not what they had in mind when they were looking for big dick.

Porn Bag” This one made me wonder. Were they looking for a bag to carry their porn? Were they looking for a bag with porn images?

I also had a few that I could not make heads nor tails out of. Why on earth they would land on my blog with those terms:

i had morning meeting. then we did reading. then we did math. then we had pe:.  What?? You had to look on a blog to find something similar? What are you looking for?

Tampon Porn: I’ve heard of a lot of porn in my life, never tampon porn. *shudder*

swinger mom nude: I’m not a mom, I’m not a swinger, I’m not nude but thanks for stopping by.

I bet half of you are now going to check the search terms on your blogs.

Have a good weekend!

 

If you click the cool image on top, it takes you to the blog that I “borrowed” the picture from.

~Bernie

Comments

  1. benzeknees says:

    I ended up here because I follow some of your followers – I had no idea you had these kind of search terms.

  2. So funny and random! Keep Calm and Blog On! xo

  3. I was wondering the same thing Beth Ann!

  4. I have no search terms that compare to yours…which, by the way, seem to have a porn theme. Is there something you want to share???? :-)

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