Wordless Wednesday

_________Rubber_Garments

Who knew you only had to wear rubber and lose weight? Maybe the people with a rubber fetish are on to something? Can you imagine how smelly people were wearing these? *shudder* "worn by the Royalty of Europe and the Society of America" Which Royalty and Society? I'm surprised they don't have endorsements from those folks. If you put medicated in a title, it will sell like hotcakes! Would any of you wear this? … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

radium

More fun with radium! Who knew that it could help a man's sex life? I don't normally copy these ads word for word, however, this one is worth it: "Vita Radium Suppositories, for rectal use by men, are tone restores of sex and energizers for the entire nervous, glandular and circulatory systems. These Suppositories contain a result-producing amount of highly refined soluble RADIUM, carried in a cocoa butter base. The radium is absorbed thru the walls of the lower colon, enters the blood stream and is carried to all parts of the body-to the weakened organs that need its vitalizing aid. After leaving its durable HEALTHY RESULTS, the radium is gradually eliminated in about three days. Vita Radium Suppositories are guaranteed entirely harmless. Recommended for sexually week men who, however, should use the NU_MAN Tablets in connection for best results. Also, splendid for piles and rectal sores. Try them and see what good results you get!"    Ad found via orau.org … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

______________________Smart_Form

Who are you giving these "private demonstrations" to? What are the patented features? Is it me or does that girdle seem a bit long? Wonder if guys could apply? Vintage Ads I am alive.  Its been quite busy here and I have not had a chance to post the way I would like to. Hopefully soon!  I ran across this ad and thought a Wordless Wednesday was in order. … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

_____support

Testone Radium Energizer and Suspensory Contains 20 Micrograms Refined, Measured Radium It's a fancy name for a radioactive jockstrap. Let's surround the twins in radioactive bliss for hours on end. Where this for 12 hours and you too can have special children. Can you boys and girls say testicular cancer? All in unison, now. Not for use in TSA lines.   I apologize for the poor quality of this ad. It's the only one I could find in the net. Mr. Bernie tried to help me make it look better. It only sharpened up a tiny bit. We did put the ad copy we could read, right under it.  I sure do appreciate the site that posted it! As a special treat, all the snarky comments were provided by Mr. Bernie. Ad via: ebaumsworld   … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

bowels

Today I want you each to ask someone, "How are Your Bowels?"  It's the polite thing to do. "Today we have better and more pleasant ways to remove waste from the body" I don't think I want to know the unpleasant ways. Here is to all of you having happy bowels today! Because I care.   Ad from: Vintage Ads … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

liver_loaf

I love Spam this is not Spam. Look carefully at the other tasty flavors offered. How many of you would be tongue loaf in a can? The whole ad made me gag a little.   Image found@: Vintage Ads … [Read more...]

~Bernie