Wordless Wednesday

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Hey Gang, its a new Wordless Wednesday Vintage Ad!! I have seen quite a few weird and bizarre ads but this one really gave me pause. How many men read it and thought?.... "How did they know? I was going to off Helen tonight. I guess I should buy life insurance." Some of the selling points to not killing your wife: "After many hours of work could you face hours of housework?" "Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night?" "Could you afford 2,ooo pounds a year for a cook?" … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

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I'm sure this would be a great addition to your winter wardrobe! This will help you to be warm and stylish. I wonder how many of these were actually sold? Do you think you could pick the color of stripes??   Image Source … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

Vibra

I have heard of many uses for vibrators over the years but this is new. "Turn it on and relax." I wonder how loud this thing was. "It gives strength and vitality to weak and frail breasts" What in the heck is a weak and fail breast? What do you bet some man invented this? As a gal who has a larger chest, I wonder if wearing it would give me a black eye from the bouncing?   Image Source … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

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  What to get for the man who is hard to shop for. Seriously? Who would even do this? Who would want it? How is this a good idea?  "Cover your lips in goo" is a HUGE selling point. "(Can we cast other things?  You bet-name it and we'll quote)"  I'll give you two guesses of what else they would cast.   Image Source … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

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Ohhhhh and Ahhhhhhhh Which of these items would please you the most? In the day I'm sure they were lovely gifts and on every wife's dream list. How excited would you be to get a new iron as a gift? I can think of 30 other ways to "Please a lady" and a toaster isn't it!   This image is used with permission from Casey Page, a wonderful photographer with the Billings Gazette. She was digging around in the archives and shared some fun old ads she found. There are a couple more I will be sharing over the next couple weeks. … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

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These masks are fun and creepy. I don't get why these are, "Fun for the Christmas Party". Who goes to a Christmas party wearing a creepy latex mask? The fact that you can smoke in them is a huge plus!   Vintage image source … [Read more...]

~Bernie