He Went For a Haircut and Came Home With a Note

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On Tuesday I sent Mr. Bernie to get his hair cut. He looked like a homeless person. Long and Shaggy. I reminded him that the 70's called and they want their hair back. This is something I have been strongly suggesting for a couple weeks. He finally agreed. Mr. Bernie loaded up the dog and headed off to get all pretty. When he returned about an hour later, his hair had not been cut.  Lets say I was highly annoyed. I asked him why he still looked homeless. He replied, "You can't yell at me." Which of course gave me a good head of steam. "You have been gone long enough to get your hair cut. Did you just drive by and wave??" His lower lip quivered and he replied, "You can't yell at me. I have a note."  He then handed me this note from his hair stylist: I laughed so hard I was almost crying. He said, "When I got up to the place she was walking out the door. She started apologizing that she couldn't cut my hair. Something about a car she was selling. I was sad and gave her my puppy … [Read more...]

~Bernie

First Baptist Bar and Grill

I think Tim Wilson is quite funny. Some of his music is not suitable for everyone. The first time I heard this song, I laughed until I almost cried. I hope it helps make you laugh on this Saturday morning. There is still a little time left to enter my contest. It closes Sunday at 6pm: Contest … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Its Going To Be a Long Day!

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First I would like to apologize for the new post alerts. I'm still learning what WordPress can do. While I was going merrily along my way, I didn't realize that it would send an alert out to everyone. The second time I did it, I unchecked the "annoy everyone and send it a second time switch." However, it ignored me and sent it out anyway. Sorry about that. It won't happen again. Unless my hair is on fire or I'm in jail and need bail, you should only get one notification a day. I have sleep apnea,which means I snore LOUDLY and also stop breathing while I sleep. I use a c-pap machine which pushes air through my nose to keep my airway open. The picture is of my headgear that I wear at night. I know its sexy. You all want one, but nope, its mine. Last night was a long night. I was sleeping peacefully when suddenly my c-pap machine stopped working. I can always tell when it is shut off because I gasp like a fish for air. My first thought was that one of the cats did it. They have been … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Wordless Wednesday

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Click the ad to make it full size. Which bit of advice would make you order the book? … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Would I Lie to You?

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Thank you to Hilary from Feeling Beachie for this fun award!! There are two conditions to my acceptance of this award. First, I have to pass this award to five bloggers. I am giving this award to: Michele from Living on Less Irene from The Soapbox Cate from Moments of Whimsy Sara from Prince Charming, my arse Christine from The Binderclips & HulaBuns Chronicles I'm sure these gals will have interesting "facts" for everyone. Next I have to write five facts about myself. Four of these ‘facts’ have to be fictitious deceptions, enhanced realities. They are things that are sort of true, but not totally true. But somewhere amongst the ‘lies’ will be one solid truth, without any fabrications or exaggerations. Please feel free to comment and let me know which fact is 100% true and doesn’t contain any sort of lie…. I will post the answer at a later date 1)Jenny used to chase me around her mom's house with a tin of snuff. When she would catch me she would sit on … [Read more...]

~Bernie

Treasures and New Storage Make My Head Hurt

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Yesterday started out innocently enough. I was minding my own business by doing some laundry and cleaning the living room. I had planned on making some cards. Easy peasy Saturday. No decisions, not much thought. A pretty standard day. Suddenly, my friend, Teresa called me. Little did I know that call would move my day into a whole unexpected direction. "Hey, Bern. I'm at Bed, Bath and Beyond. They have this cute three drawer storage container. Its on sale and I can get even more off it with my coupon. I'm going to send a picture to your cell phone. Call me back and let me know what you think."  It was cute, 3 pink fabric drawers, a wooden top and wheels. I called her back and asked her to pick it up for me. She agreed to do so and I would go out to her house to pick it up at a time that would work for us both. Little did I know, the time would be that day. She called when she got home and told me I could make the trek out to her place. Teresa lives about a half hour away from me. … [Read more...]

~Bernie